Today’s Forecast: Wet And Wild

With a high chance of hard-on in Florida.

…In Bed

Guys, this is all you have to say to your special girl to spice it up in the bedroom. You’re welcome.

Two Fingers And A Thumb

You can eat chicken wings,  you can roll a joint, you can click the replay button on the Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Video as many times as you like (though we know you only need one finger for this important task, two fingers and a thumb guarantee maximum efficiency), you can “pwn” bitches on World of Warcraft, and you can carry a six-pack of beer. Did we miss something?

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Which One To Do?

I prefer sleep or eat pizza after instead of tackle. But hey, that’s just me.

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