Boob-llini

We love Pasta Tuesdays.

Hard Work

Apparently life is tough as Sara Jean Underwood’s assistant.

Never Too Old For SpongeBob

Originally he wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants, but that would’ve meant he’d have to wear underpants…

Honor His Legacy

By seeing the new Bond movie. No depressing flowers for this guy

“In lieu of flowers and in his honor, go see the new James Bond movie.”

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Hey Girl, I Got Somethin’ Real Important To Give You

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. And that’s the way you do it! It’s my dick in your box!

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Porn & Pancakes

Also known as every morning.

Meh

“Ugh, can I just go home and play on my PS3 now?”

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Uncivilized Posture

Us at the office at 2: 30 p.m. Every. Single. Day.

Today’s Forecast: Wet And Wild

With a high chance of hard-on in Florida.

Nasty Bestseller

Fifty Shades of Oh-no-he-didn’t!

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