Apparently life is tough as Sara Jean Underwood’s assistant.
Originally he wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants, but that would’ve meant he’d have to wear underpants…
By seeing the new Bond movie. No depressing flowers for this guy
“In lieu of flowers and in his honor, go see the new James Bond movie.”
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. And that’s the way you do it! It’s my dick in your box!
Filed under Funny, Women, WTF
Also known as every morning.
“Ugh, can I just go home and play on my PS3 now?”
Us at the office at 2: 30 p.m. Every. Single. Day.
With a high chance of hard-on in Florida.
Fifty Shades of Oh-no-he-didn’t!