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Porn & Pancakes

Also known as every morning.

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Today’s Forecast: Wet And Wild

With a high chance of hard-on in Florida.

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New Headquarters

We just got the green light to open up in North Korea! Although, we will have to adhere to the old rule of women wearing no pants in our building.

That’s right, all it took was pizza, people.

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It’s Official

Now, having seen this, we can say that Lebron’s championship run is complete.

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News Team Assembled

Yup.

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Forever Alone

Or…ask a girl or guy out, like everyone else.

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Front Page Scrotum

How embarrassing! I was not expecting my balls to make the front page.

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Weatherman Swag

Alpena, Michigan you guys have the realest weatherman out there.

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Headline Of The Week

Pfff, back in our day, college girls used their soggy holes on a daily basis. Old news.

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Back Where They Belong

Sure, they’re back where they belong, but we don’t see any sandwiches being made! And seriously, what does it take to get a steak cooking too?

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