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Bikini’s are tough. When something goes wrong, it’s all their fault. A malfunction happens and they’re tossed into the trash, never to be trusted again, and blamed for all the embarrassment they’ve caused their wearer. Today we feature one particularly hard working bikini top on
Kristina Liliana Chudinova Joanna Tuczynska. If you think her name is hard to pronounce, just imagine the difficulties this bikini faces to keep the goods locked down. Respect.
It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.
How ’bout we put things in perspective for you this morning. You may be staring down a 100 page Excel spreadsheet, or perhaps a steaming pile of annual reports are sitting on your desk waiting to be read. No matter how difficult the task at hand looks, you aren’t struggling nearly as hard as that ring on Lucy Pinder’s bikini top. Tough enough that it has to hold in a feisty pair, but to add insult to injury, everyone is hoping to god it fails.