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Bikini’s are tough. When something goes wrong, it’s all their fault. A malfunction happens and they’re tossed into the trash, never to be trusted again, and blamed for all the embarrassment they’ve caused their wearer. Today we feature one particularly hard working bikini top on
Kristina Liliana Chudinova Joanna Tuczynska. If you think her name is hard to pronounce, just imagine the difficulties this bikini faces to keep the goods locked down. Respect.
It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.
How ’bout we put things in perspective for you this morning. You may be staring down a 100 page Excel spreadsheet, or perhaps a steaming pile of annual reports are sitting on your desk waiting to be read. No matter how difficult the task at hand looks, you aren’t struggling nearly as hard as that ring on Lucy Pinder’s bikini top. Tough enough that it has to hold in a feisty pair, but to add insult to injury, everyone is hoping to god it fails.
Pretty obvious stuff isn’t it? We almost take it for granted. Every day we log on to whatever our vice is and we plug away. Today we hope that you will take a moment to sit down and appreciate all those little gizmos and gadgets that run our lives, and pray that they don’t one day form a union and collectively walk out on us. So why now? Why the sudden praise for those little marvels of circuitry? Well, let’s put it this way, just imagine the things that you would be missing out on if girls like Claudia Sampedro didn’t own an iPhone. Sadly, without camera phones and the internet, some of us would live our lives without ever having had seen such a fantastic body. Thank you tech gods and goddesses, may you forever watch over us and allow us to melt our minds with your wonders.
Ugh, Monday, you return to haunt us again. We thought that we had left you behind 7 days ago, and yet here you are again. Some of us, will be hungover from all the amazing football Sunday night had to offer, and the rest of us just don’t want to submit to the monotony of real life. No matter though, whether you’re still drunk from celebrating a Giants, Patriots Superbowl rematch, or daydreaming of beaches and Mai Thai’s, we’re sure you will enjoy Kate Upton’s first bikini shoot of 2012. If not, well, looks like you have a very long way to go before the weekend don’t you.
Many of you probably don’t watch any British soaps. It’s stressful enough for us to fit in yoga and The Price Is Right before lunch, so we understand. Sadly, for you guys we’ve made a little discovery, and it looks like you’re going to have to find some more time in your day to catch the stories cause Jorgie Potter who stars in Hollyoaks is ridiculously hot. Look on the bright side, soaps are like sports for women, and we know you love both, so they can’t be that bad can they?