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Boob-llini

We love Pasta Tuesdays.

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Today’s Forecast: Wet And Wild

With a high chance of hard-on in Florida.

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Me Gusta

Move aside Tony Horton, Sofia Vergara just became our new workout buddy. She does her best, and we forget the rest.

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She Was On A Roof?

Some who view this will say she has guts or she has cajones. We say she has something else that grabbed our attention.

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Reaching For That Milk

Father’s so proud of his boy. Get in there, son!

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Summer Tease

We have no idea what Jordan is saying. All we know is that after 16 seconds, we hit the replay button.

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We Love Lucy

Can you see why we love her?

Lucy is back with yet another Nuts magazine shoot, and we are reminded why she is one of favorite gals. She no doubt radiates pure sex appeal with her impressive 32G bust and voluptuous body, and easily poses herself as the perfect male fantasy. See what we mean and watch the British beauty work her magic in these erection-inducing videos. What a great start to this Spring season, right?

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The Logical Defense

It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.

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Monday Morning Struggles

How ’bout we put things in perspective for you this morning. You may be staring down a 100 page Excel spreadsheet, or perhaps a steaming pile of annual reports are sitting on your desk waiting to be read. No matter how difficult the task at hand looks, you aren’t struggling nearly as hard as that ring on Lucy Pinder’s bikini top. Tough enough that it has to hold in a feisty pair, but to add insult to injury, everyone is hoping to god it fails.

Lucy Pinder's bikini top struggles to hang on for dear life.

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We’re Not Sick Of This Yet

We hope you aren’t either cause these stop motion bits are going to be posted as long as they keep making them. Well, as long as they keep making them with girls like Shay Maria of course. We’ll stop when these videos are being made with subjects like us typing out little blurbs for the blog, and stop motion will have reached the equivalent of your mom on Facebook. Let’s hope that day never comes, cause quite frankly, no one at the weareuncivilized office has a booty like Shay does.

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