Big Booty In Miami

Just look at his face. We’d have that exact same expression if we saw that booty jumping around. Oh, you KNOW he’s going to be tailing that through the crowd.

Your Champions, The Miami Hea… Wait What?

Perhaps if this team stays together they’ll get one eventually but this is just ridiculous. I guess whoever let this ad run probably showed up at work today way too hungover from hittin the club with the Mavs last night.

Just imagine the fans that left the game early reading this in the morning and wondering what they missed.

In Case You Missed It

The Dallas Mavericks are your 2010-2011 NBA champions.

To be perfectly honest with you I think the Heat could’ve sent out this crew to defend against the shooting clinic, the jazz hands and other jiggly bits might have at least caused a bit of a stir. If that doesn’t work then I guess they’re much easier to watch than the Heat dribble the ball off their feet and play with the intensity of a pre season scrimmage. In any case, thanks for playing Miami, and enjoy the sell off of players that the off season will bring.