Then shift directly into the half-pint pose and end with the downward tequila.
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It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.
You’ve seen the wonderfully well-endowed Jordan Carver play with some big guns and show off her poker skills already. Now we have the busty Italian model stretching all those sore muscles with some fancy yoga poses, and, as you may have immediately noticed, letting those 32HH funbags of hers get some fresh air. (However, it does seem to be a little chilly outside, doesn’t it?). Although, with that in mind, balance may be an issue here. But as you go through this photoset, it doesn’t seem like Jordan has any problem at all! And by the end of the set, Jordan has us seriously thinking of enrolling in some yoga classes. Ahh, we can already feel the tension relief…in our pants. Be sure to check out the rest of the generous gallery of Jordan making all sorts of tree poses and downward dogs for your health and relaxation here!
OK, give us a break we’re allowed to feature a girl on the site twice in the same week if she’s as fine as Candice Swanepoel. Not to make excuses but we’re in the midst of preparing ourselves for an entire weekday (that’s right WEEKDAY) of football, followed by a massive feast, followed by a food induced coma. Assuming most of you will be doing the same, you’re probably going to be looking a little chubby by the end of this week. Which is fine by all means, but you might be searching for a little inspiration to get off the couch. If that’s the case, today’s post will likely either put you in the car heading straight to the gym or back on the couch staring at this gallery. Either way it’s time well spent.
We’re going to take this seriously, it can’t be a joke, but don’t go rushing to your neighborhood yoga studio because this is definitely not what it’s like. Anyways there is supposed to be some sort of dude showing modified easy versions of all the moves in the back but lets get real, he’s probably the guy that set this whole thing up. Here’s a link for our favorite pose of the video.