Candice shows everyone how to properly use twitter…
If, for some reason, you want to follow depressing tweets, Jose Canseco’s your guy. Most people join twitter to follow friends, comedians, or important news sources, but we’re not sure if anyone wants to read some super sad Canseco tweets. There’s a compilation of his woeful messages here, but here’s just a small sample. Well, at least you’re not eating dinner by yourself, dude. Oh wait a sec…
Pretty obvious stuff isn’t it? We almost take it for granted. Every day we log on to whatever our vice is and we plug away. Today we hope that you will take a moment to sit down and appreciate all those little gizmos and gadgets that run our lives, and pray that they don’t one day form a union and collectively walk out on us. So why now? Why the sudden praise for those little marvels of circuitry? Well, let’s put it this way, just imagine the things that you would be missing out on if girls like Claudia Sampedro didn’t own an iPhone. Sadly, without camera phones and the internet, some of us would live our lives without ever having had seen such a fantastic body. Thank you tech gods and goddesses, may you forever watch over us and allow us to melt our minds with your wonders.
What doesn’t Kate Upton do? She can dance, beat you in a staring contest, and even milk a cow. That’s not even her day job, which of course is to walk that fine body around while wearing assorted types of clothing (the less the better). Now, on top of that impressive resume, she can now tack on Body Of The Year. Not just any body, no, she’s the Body Of The Year. Fortunately, for us, the fine people at GQ who gave her the title, also decided to give us a nice lil photoshoot to go with it. Enjoy folks. Lotsa bonus action today.
Bonus time! Kate in a nun swimsuit!? Apparently she’s a little cold…
Yup that’s a winning combination and they’re at it again. Lucy Pinder’s got herself into a new issue of Nuts magazine and the quality is as good as ever. We’ve even got an extra photo she decided to put up via twitter. Now if that’s not enough then we’ve also got a triple dose of videos from the photoshoot so hurry up, and go get your fill, we’re sure you’ll be satisfied.
And of course the vids:
That’s right folks it’s time for the dump of the day. Today we’re going to feature our favorite EX poker babe, Melanie Iglesias. We’ve pulled a whole bunch of photos for you to ogle at just before you hit that mid afternoon spell of “wish I slept earlier last night” syndrome. Check the pics for now and if you’re still fallin asleep after these (we highly doubt it) we’ll have more for you in a bit, we promise. Trust us we wouldn’t lie to you guys would we?
So LeBron, after making us endure what was an hour I’ll never get back with The Decision, the least you could’ve done was show up and play the damn game in your own building on a night where your team is on the brink of elimination. But instead much like your so called Miami Heat fans, you pretty much checked out and left the building with about 3 minutes to go in the fourth. To make matters worse this is the reason you think you lost.
Oh and in case you thought we forgot about you, here is quick message to the Raptors and Cavaliers fans out there from the Dirkness and Co.