If Katy Perry decided that she’d stop changing her hair color and wear one outfit for the rest of her life, we’d strongly endorse that she sticks with this look. Happy Monday.
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It’s obvious, now that old man winter has packed his bags and is on his way to the Bahamas for the next little while, it’s time to get into summertime shape. No we’re not talking about beer league softball shape, we’re talkin’ bout all the ladies love me and want to rub lotion on me shape. Ok maybe for most of us that isn’t a possibility but hey, if the ladies catch on to what Miranda Kerr is doing with Reebok, us guys are going to have much more motivation to hit the gym.
In our travels, we’ve come to realize that some nerd types tend to have very relaxed personal hygiene policies. This of course is probably what keeps their geek goddesses at a distance from them. Limiting their daily worship to staring at desktop backgrounds and the occasional screen saver. Luckily, while it may seem that these nerd-gasm inducing ladies only exist in a galaxy far, far away, it turns out that if you have a decent car – that isn’t your mom’s – you can get Sara Jean Underwood to come close enough to rub herself all over your ride. That is, if you pay her and you stay in the car at all times.
Pretty obvious stuff isn’t it? We almost take it for granted. Every day we log on to whatever our vice is and we plug away. Today we hope that you will take a moment to sit down and appreciate all those little gizmos and gadgets that run our lives, and pray that they don’t one day form a union and collectively walk out on us. So why now? Why the sudden praise for those little marvels of circuitry? Well, let’s put it this way, just imagine the things that you would be missing out on if girls like Claudia Sampedro didn’t own an iPhone. Sadly, without camera phones and the internet, some of us would live our lives without ever having had seen such a fantastic body. Thank you tech gods and goddesses, may you forever watch over us and allow us to melt our minds with your wonders.
Maybe you’re like us and you’re getting tired of the guy on guy hug fest they call MMA. Sure we love knockouts and arm breaking submissions but for the most part MMA is just a big hypefest. Women’s MMA on the other hand, has Gina Carano. Now we’re pretty sure you’d much rather watch a girl on girl wrestling match, especially if one of them was as hot and skilled as Gina. Props to the people at GQ who set this up. You just set off a huge jump in MMA viewership.
How often do you imagine yourself as some top dog in a corner office? More often than you care to admit right? Sure you’re not as funny, talented, or as hot as Tina Fey, but hey, one can dream. Everybody wants that sexy assistant who really doesn’t care about your meetings or picking up the dry cleaning. Now 99% of us who share this dream will never make it, but for now we can all day dream about Katrina Bowden doing a sub-par job of running our daily affairs for us. Not only that, but now (thanks to the people at Maxim) we can even “picture” her doing it in some sexy little outfits.
Check the gallery for more of the goods.
Blood, guts, and… boobs?! When you were 12, the first two things would’ve got you hyped up enough to buy the game (or get your parents to). But flash forward 10 years and that stuff isn’t as exciting as it used to be. You need that one more factor to get you to spend your money. No problem, the developers/PR people at Midway Games feel the same way too. So if you haven’t already bought the game this is going to Konvince you to do so ASAP. Yes it is semi-NSFW, but hey the weekend is practically here. Get watching!