Pretty obvious stuff isn’t it? We almost take it for granted. Every day we log on to whatever our vice is and we plug away. Today we hope that you will take a moment to sit down and appreciate all those little gizmos and gadgets that run our lives, and pray that they don’t one day form a union and collectively walk out on us. So why now? Why the sudden praise for those little marvels of circuitry? Well, let’s put it this way, just imagine the things that you would be missing out on if girls like Claudia Sampedro didn’t own an iPhone. Sadly, without camera phones and the internet, some of us would live our lives without ever having had seen such a fantastic body. Thank you tech gods and goddesses, may you forever watch over us and allow us to melt our minds with your wonders.
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Thought you’ve seen all the deals and specials for this fantastic Black Friday already? Well, there’s at least one more you probably haven’t come across and it’s likely to be the best you’ve feasted your eyes on since this. What could be better than $100 off selected Apple products you might ask. How bout Kate Upton’s black and white contribution to our new favorite coffee table book, Culo.
You’re probably not at work but we thought it be best to make it as safe as possible. Hit this if you want your mind blown (NSFW).
Models model things and Candice Swanepoel does it damn well. Looks like the advertising people over at rag & bone managed to get Candice to throw on a pair of their jeans and let them snap a few photos. Luckily for us, in some of the pics they forgot to give her something to wear up top. Sadly, women don’t just wander around topless only wearing a pair of jeans in the real world but to the people at rag & bone, thank you for keeping our fantasy alive with your photoshoot.
What’cha gonna do, what’cha gonna do when they come for you? If it’s the cops or Will Smith and Martin Lawrence we’d suggest that you run. You probably won’t make it that far but there’s a slim chance Will Smith shoots his partner in the butt and at least you’ll get a laugh out of it. But you know by now that this has nothing to do with them, and has everything to do with our favorite combo, guns and boobs. In case you were wondering what Jordan Carver does when she’s not playing at the high stakes strip poker games with her friends, we’ve got the answer for you, she’s a bad ass cop. So we pose our question to you once again, what’cha gonna do? Our advice is, assume the position…
Depending on your level of optimism on the week Wednesday can bring storm clouds or sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Hump day is definitely a glass half full or half empty type of situation. But as we’ve stated, this Wednesday isn’t any ordinary old hump day. Today is like a pitcher to your half empty glass, the kind that basically just pours it on until your glass is overflowing and you’ve got a serious clean-up job on your hands. Why’s that you might ask? Well, for one, we’ve got ourselves a Brooklyn Decker photoshoot on our plates, and as if that wasn’t enough, it’s a lingerie photoshoot. If this doesn’t make you feel like the weekend is closer than it really is, then perhaps your storm clouds are indeed some sort of category 9 hurricane.
That is, create that funny feeling in our pants and – BAM! – instant erection! Oh, that’s right. With uncanny beauty and a body that is as sexy and perfect as it can get, Jessica-Jane Clement wields the ability of making any man drop their jaws, drool, and, like we mentioned earlier – BAM! And this isn’t the first time she’s done that to us. Yup, you can click on over here, here, and here to experience that same effect. So just give in already and glue your eyes to this photoshoot of a woman who definitely knows how to rock some sexy lingerie!
Yea whatever, we know what you’re thinking, what’s so happy about Monday? How ’bout a healthy dose of our favorite lingerie wearing, provocative pose posin’, not afraid to get sexy glamour model Jessica Jane Clement? Changed your mind? Thought so, and since Monday isn’t a reading day, just hit the pics.