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Milk And Cookies

Cookie Monster, you are officially the weareuncivilized mascot.

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Just Look Up

And all your questions will be answered, boy.

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The Logical Defense

It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.

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Precocious Child

What? Did you think we were going to show you some smarty pants kid writing complex math equations or winning some prestigious award? Nah, to us, this guy is showing the real signs of early development.

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Science Is Fun

Pretty sure the teacher “discovered” this experiment a lot of times outside of school. A lot.

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Looks Legit

He makes sure women email thorough photos and videos before coming in for an appointment.

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She’s Ice Cold

We have a little secret. We’re suckers for blondes. But after seeing this, we’re into redheads now.

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