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Who isn’t looking for a girl with a great sense of humor? According to our online dating profiles, most of us here at the weareuncivilized office are looking for exactly that. Of course beggars can’t be choosers, but we are allowed to be dreamers, and Anna Faris is making a hell of a case for herself to be included in our 2 pm mid-shift day dream. Come on, she’s the perfect combo, hot, blonde, hilarious, and her elbows aren’t all that pointy. If she was on some dating site her message box would blow up the internet no?
Below are two pictures of the same ridiculously fine woman. You’ll notice that there is very little resemblance in the two other than one thing (well, two things if you catch our drift). Bad joke? Yea we agree, but its a slow week so whatever, just go check it out for yourselves.
“Nah, I’m good. I have the Sports Illustrated app for my iPad. I’ll be back in a couple of minutes.”
How often do you imagine yourself as some top dog in a corner office? More often than you care to admit right? Sure you’re not as funny, talented, or as hot as Tina Fey, but hey, one can dream. Everybody wants that sexy assistant who really doesn’t care about your meetings or picking up the dry cleaning. Now 99% of us who share this dream will never make it, but for now we can all day dream about Katrina Bowden doing a sub-par job of running our daily affairs for us. Not only that, but now (thanks to the people at Maxim) we can even “picture” her doing it in some sexy little outfits.
Check the gallery for more of the goods.
We have to admit something to you guys. One of us was married to a 1992 Ford Taurus for 7 years. It was messy.
As any follower of our blog knows, we love all types of women – slim, athletic, tall, short, stacked, blonde, brunette – you name it. But today, we’d like to add another variety of women that always grabs our attention. We’re talking about mixed women, of course! And to help you understand why we get all excited and uncivilized about mixed women, we present to you the gorgeous half Italian, half Filipino model, Marielle Landi. She models for Maxim and FHM, and does a helluva good job of convincing us why we should marry a mixed woman one day. Convince yourselves, too, from the pics below, as well as the video of her swimwear photoshoot! Why should you watch it? Let’s just say at the end of the video, she swims around in just a shirt and underwear…and it starts to get a little nippy outside. (Thanks goes out to one of our fans, Steve K., for the suggestion, some of the pics, and video. Great find, good sir!)
That’s right, it’s time to get close and intimate with Lake Bell in Esquire’s latest “Me In My Place” photoshoot. Most of the beautiful women we have posted so far usually captivate us with their charming smiles or sexy pouts. However, we’re a little mixed with Lake. She has this angry, “get the hell out of my house before I murder you” face going on, and also seems like the type to beat men up in bed, but after looking at these pictures, we’ll let her do anything to us with that hot body anytime. So come join us and and get cozy in the comfort of Lake’s home. (Oh, and if you wish to get a behind-the-scenes look at the photoshoot, check out the video here!)