Tag Archives: iphone

This Is True

Sadly, when we call “tap that ass”, it comes up on her phone as “Don’t Answer!!!”…

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Using Your Head

Nice headphone, dude.

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Technology Is Great

Pretty obvious stuff isn’t it? We almost take it for granted. Every day we log on to whatever our vice is and we plug away. Today we hope that you will take a moment to sit down and appreciate all those little gizmos and gadgets that run our lives, and pray that they don’t one day form a union and collectively walk out on us. So why now? Why the sudden praise for those little marvels of circuitry? Well, let’s put it this way, just imagine the things that you would be missing out on if girls like Claudia Sampedro didn’t own an iPhone. Sadly, without camera phones and the internet, some of us would live our lives without ever having had seen such a fantastic body. Thank you tech gods and goddesses, may you forever watch over us and allow us to melt our minds with your wonders.

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Angry Swag

Nothing says getting into the holiday spirit like walking around with an advertisement on your head. We’re thinking of getting the Apple logo designed on the back of our heads. Time to get uncivilized this season!

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Trying To Get That Libido Going

“Hey babe, I’m kinda getting in the mood. Would do ya say we head back home?”

“Wait, wait…this Angry Birds level is impossible!”

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