“Ugh, can I just go home and play on my PS3 now?”
Ghetto Foosball is the only kind of Foosball we play around here at headquarters.
We’re pretty sure threesome is the correct answer. It’s ALWAYS the right answer.
Don’t even pretend that you don’t know what the next line is in that song. There is no way that you don’t. If for some strange circumstance that this is totally new to you (god bless your soul) this might be an interesting experience for you lucky few. What you’re about to hear is a cover of one of the greatest songs you’ve ever partied to, Get Low by Lil John and The East Side Boyz. Just give it a chance and you’ll find yourself singing along just like you did 6 years ago at the kegger you went to during frosh week. As always, enjoy responsibly and continue to practice safe unprotected anonymous sex. Wait, what?!
And most important rule of all, is you DO NOT talk about the pool at pool party.