In our travels, we’ve come to realize that some nerd types tend to have very relaxed personal hygiene policies. This of course is probably what keeps their geek goddesses at a distance from them. Limiting their daily worship to staring at desktop backgrounds and the occasional screen saver. Luckily, while it may seem that these nerd-gasm inducing ladies only exist in a galaxy far, far away, it turns out that if you have a decent car – that isn’t your mom’s – you can get Sara Jean Underwood to come close enough to rub herself all over your ride. That is, if you pay her and you stay in the car at all times.
You meet this guy online, he seems like a nice man in his early 40’s so you decide to give him a shot. Then you walk down into his basement while he’s cooking you dinner and you find this.
You scream, and run in horror and he simply says “I really need to get that lock fixed…”
Blood, guts, and… boobs?! When you were 12, the first two things would’ve got you hyped up enough to buy the game (or get your parents to). But flash forward 10 years and that stuff isn’t as exciting as it used to be. You need that one more factor to get you to spend your money. No problem, the developers/PR people at Midway Games feel the same way too. So if you haven’t already bought the game this is going to Konvince you to do so ASAP. Yes it is semi-NSFW, but hey the weekend is practically here. Get watching!
Doesn’t make much sense does it? Well, actually we don’t care if it does or not, we just want to see the undress part right? As promised we’re back to make good on our word to bring you more Melanie Iglesias. Don’t worry we know you guys waited patiently and perhaps even gave up hope but we’re sure that this will get us back to respectability. Still not convinced? What if we told you we’ve come back with a triple dose for yall? That’s right not one, not two, but THREE ridiculously amazing videos of Melanie doing what she does best, turning us into bubbling piles of melted flesh. Captured in stop motion style, Melanie gives us a taste of everything, underboob, sideboob, dressing up with a friend, and even a special Halloween edition. The flight attendant costume gets the job done especially well for us, but what about you guys? Sexy casual look? Or maybe the sporty workout look with pink gloves? Whatever you’re into she probably does it so stop reading and hit the vids. Oh and just in case you don’t notice, they’re also available in HD. Uncivilized.
You know what? It’s that time again. Time for us to feature a sexy lady dressed up in all sorts of costumes to get your day going. Is the afternoon creeping up on you and quickly putting you into nap mode? Candice Swanepoel is here to save your day. We’ve got her all dolled up in some seriously hot lingerie and if this doesn’t wake you up then you’re probably in some sort of medically induced coma.
As per our previous post about NOT making the grade, we’ve decided to make up for their shortcomings by throwing up some excellent examples of how it looks when you get it right. Cleavage, check, booty, check, drool bucket, check.
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