Time to mail it in folks. What’s that you say? It’s only noon and you’re boss hasn’t left yet? Well, looks like the two of you will just have to spend the next 4 hours staring at Katy Perry together. We know the both of you would much rather do this in private but hey, think of it as a team building moment.
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The Game of Thrones intro is pretty nice, but it probably needs more stylophone, thank god for this guy…
Although this was probably much more creative, we all know we don’t watch Game of Thrones for its theme music.
Sometimes, things just go the way they should. The exact way that your coach drew it up on the white board, or how you totally (planned) called glass on that game winning 3-pointer. It just feels right. Sadly, in the real world, things rarely happen that way. Coach’s perfect play is usually botched by an unblocked rusher, and your off glass 3 usually never even makes it there. With that in mind, GQ’s photoshoot with Kate Upton came out determined not to become just another statistic, and lived up to all the buzz and hype that came before it. How so? The first shot below says it all.
Or you can press the mute button, but either way, you’re going to watch the whole thing at least twice.
Since your ears are bleeding already, you might as well watch this one too…
Below are two pictures of the same ridiculously fine woman. You’ll notice that there is very little resemblance in the two other than one thing (well, two things if you catch our drift). Bad joke? Yea we agree, but its a slow week so whatever, just go check it out for yourselves.
Don’t even pretend that you don’t know what the next line is in that song. There is no way that you don’t. If for some strange circumstance that this is totally new to you (god bless your soul) this might be an interesting experience for you lucky few. What you’re about to hear is a cover of one of the greatest songs you’ve ever partied to, Get Low by Lil John and The East Side Boyz. Just give it a chance and you’ll find yourself singing along just like you did 6 years ago at the kegger you went to during frosh week. As always, enjoy responsibly and continue to practice safe unprotected anonymous sex. Wait, what?!