But there’s probably a better sale at your mom’s house.
C’mon Kevin, it can’t be that bad! You look like Shia LaBeouf. You should be getting all the ladies. But Brittany Wellman, on the other hand, you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. Super Troopers should be at the top of your wish list.
“Every year, we pee and throw up in Santa’s mouth on Boxing Day and New Year’s Day, respectively, as is tradition.”
The economy’s not getting better, and it’s definitely going to affect some families this Christmas. It will probably be one thing or the other. And for this family, Daddy wanted to save money for more special eggnog.
We think these parents are not quite ready to let go that Halloween has passed. Now these kids will know that Santa’s not the only one who knows when they’re sleeping and awake.