Show them why you’re the best dad this Father’s day by buying them this book here! It’s important for children to learn these lessons early, so that they know what they’re dealing with when they first go on the Internet, right?
DJ, your dad would be a perfect fit here at the weareuncivilized headquarters. He might be a little too tall to work here, though.
Unfortunately, when the Dark Knight came out with the birthday cake, he remembered how much The Avengers made over the weekend.