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Sometimes, a nice little knock will do to startle us into an awkward panic and pretend we’re taking a shit.
Brett Domino and Steven Peavis’ music videos are like a cross between Napoleon Dynamite and a hostage reading a ransom note at gunpoint. Somewhere between that however, is a pretty fresh take on a few of today’s best pop hits. So if you’re trying to keep your hipster indie image but secretly love all those top radio hits, these guys are just what you’re looking for.
This latest clip pretty much takes it to a whole new level.
Show them why you’re the best dad this Father’s day by buying them this book here! It’s important for children to learn these lessons early, so that they know what they’re dealing with when they first go on the Internet, right?
It’s happened to the best of us. We walk on the streets, go to the bar, or mingle at a party, and we see that woman with an amazing rack and cleavage too glorious to shift our glaring eyes away from. We try so hard to pretend like it’s staring at the sun and not look for too long, but we get caught. Her spidey sense tingles and instantly notices we’re not exactly admiring her new tube top. And, sometimes, for those unfortunate of us, we get stuck in an awkward position when she actually confronts us mid-conversation for our ogling crime and asks, “Were you just staring at my chest?!” We can’t help it, it’s wired in our DNA to look. Lucky for you, we have a video to help you make a logical case the next time she puts you on the spot for glaring at her bosom. Memorize these words. Who knows, you might convince her and you can get the chance to do more than just look at her chest later.
On Friday nights, she climbs to the top of the pole and makes sandwiches. Perfect.
When are you going to produce a show that has normal people in it?
If we were to ever form a weareuncivilized band, this is how one of us would say “F*ck it!” and walk out solo.