Those scrambled eggs and bacon ads with the caption “This is what your brain looks like when you’re on drugs” just don’t get through to youth these days. So why not take a more realistic approach? How real? Well how ’bout this, this is how stupid you look when you’re on drugs, cause your trying to get it on with a tree. It makes sense, most kids like scrambled eggs, but no one likes a splinter to the privates right?